Side effects

Today would have been my brother-in-law’s birthday. Over dinner a couple of days ago, my wife told me about an automated message she had received. “It’s almost Lothar’s birthday! Do you want help planning a party?” She had tears in her eyes. Think about all the people who had a hand in creating this feature. …

Performance review

Horse, it’s been another anniversary of the date we met each other, and that seems like a good time for a performance review. I am aware that you don’t care very much what I think about you, except for the part where I give you carrots, but I hope you will consider my words carefully. …

Bacon Ipsum

You know what, every blog needs a first post. Before I spend half an hour trying to decide what to post first, I’m just going to load us up with some bacon ipsum. Yum. Bacon ipsum dolor amet tongue kevin ground round meatloaf sirloin. Bresaola shoulder andouille drumstick salami short ribs prosciutto jerky fatback alcatra …